Wednesday 11 July 2012

Church Signs 2

From a list found on the Internet many years ago...

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

How will you spend Eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?

An advert outside a church has a picture of two hands holding up two stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads: For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

I'll have a few more for you next week...

['Church Signs 1' here]

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