Several years ago I spotted this list of signs found outside churches. We've all seen something similar - perhaps you have a one to share with us all?
Free trip to Heaven. Details inside!
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
[Church car park]
FOR MEMBERS ONLY - Trespassers will be baptised!
When a restaurant next to a church put up a big sign with red letters that said Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: We are open on Sundays, too.
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Fight truth decay --- study the Bible.
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world!
This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? --- (U R)
I've a few more to pass on to you over the next couple of weeks. Watch this space.